Weird things my daughter said recently:
- Why do people wear tank top coats? (Known to the rest of the world as vests.) I’m asking myself that same question, kid. What’s the point? If my arms are cold, I’m cold. Put on a damn coat. End of story.
- Sam asked me to marry him today. I said “No, thanks.” Now he wants to marry a boy. That’s my girl! She has the power.
- Does my hair look nice when I’m running? Yep, definitely my spawn.