While waiting in the doctor’s office today finding out my son has pneumonia and trying not to get carried away on the speedboat of “what if” scenarios involving said son and the ER, I tried to distract myself with a list of turn ons and turn offs. Kinda like the Playboy Playmate centerfold profile, but with much less hazy-lens nudity.
- Proper use of the semicolon
- An income
- The ability to convey deep emotional feelings via text
- A good speller
- Someone who knows their way around a tool box
In honor of NaBloPoMo.