- I think Dora episodes are getting shorter. That, or I am taking longer showers. The other day I stepped out and heard, “We did it, we did it, lo hicimos, we did it, hooray!” and I was all, “What the hell was I DOING in there?”
- When someone posts a photo of their 1st-grader’s new mohawk on Facebook, I suddenly find myself questioning why I am friends with them. It’s one thing to get the mohawk when your team goes to state, but really? The first day of school? Hmmm, click.
- What do you do with your wedding album after divorce? I’m pretty sure I just finished paying it off. And now my initials don’t even match the monogram anymore. I keep saving it thinking the kids will want to see it when they’re older, but won’t it be a bit like opening a dusty, old coffin where the Crypt Keeper pops out?
- Any article of clothing with a boatneck should be banned. They don’t fit right and they don’t stay on hangers.
Day 18, people. It’s downhill from here.