Greatest. Invention. Ever.
I thought of this in the shower: The Pluggie
It’s an electric snuggie with “dockets” — little pocket-ports for your iPod, iPad, or iPhone. Have full command of all your electronic devices from the comfort of your couch or bed, all while warding off the winter chill.
Hell, just add a catheter/colostomy bag and you never have to leave your house again.
In honor of NaBloPoMo.