Actual conversation between me and hubby today:
Hubby: Hey, guess what? I emailed Peter Mayhew today.
Me: I’m sorry, what?
H: You know, Chewbacca.
H: He had a link on his website. I was going to email the guy who played Darth Vader, but on his website, he seemed a little full of himself. Chewbacca was much more approachable.
M: Yes, I see. Hey, did you have time to stop off and get a new printer cartridge today?
H: No, I ran out of time.
M: Oh. Too busy emailing Chewbacca?
H: Yeah, and I gotta get going. I’m meeting my Dad at 6:00 so we can race his new slot cars.
Attention: Whatever nine-year-old from 1975 that has taken possession of my 37-year-old husband’s body, please return him safely at your earliest convenience.